no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Oh god it's open bar.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
