found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
