Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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