Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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