She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
