for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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