So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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