Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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