Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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