Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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