Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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