can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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