Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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