one two three fourrrrnication!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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