i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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