Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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