She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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