I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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