Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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