I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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