I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Randomize
