a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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