What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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