Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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