i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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