I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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