Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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