It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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