Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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