My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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