guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She said her name was "party"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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