I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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