Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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