just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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