She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I have post one night stand depression
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