Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Randomize
