I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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