I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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