I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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