How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Help. Why am I so naked?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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