She is in my trunk
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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