it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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