there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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