This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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