we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
