If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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