there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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