Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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