Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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