I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I didn't notice because vodka
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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