do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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