in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
A bitchslap is in order.
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