I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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