if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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