I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
People in love make me want to vomit
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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